The other night we ordered in some Chinese.
Once the girls were finished eating, they opened up their fortune cookies.
Reese handed me her slip of paper and asked what it said. Of course, I told her that it said something along the lines of, "little girls should always listen to their Mom and Dad .. clean up their messes .. sleep in late .." blahblahblah.
She wasn't buying it.
I gave it back to her .. "Fine .. YOU read it."
She looked at it for a second and then started to "read"..
"It says .... If you're a bear .... be a bear!"
I read the actual fortune after she said that ..
"Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned."
Nice of her to dumb it down for us common folk though.
Apparently we have much to learn from our little sensei.